CM Punk
I Got Fired From WWE ... On My Wedding Day!

Former WWE Champ CM Punk claims he never quit the famous wrestling company ... he was FIRED -- and it all went down on his wedding day. Punk spoke out on the Art of Wrestling podcast with Colt Cabana for the first time since walking out on the company in January ... and went into extreme detail about why he left.The wrestling star says he never technically quit ... he got the 'ole heave ho -- delivered in the mail on his wedding day to WWE Diva AJ Lee.The whole interview is almost 2 hours long -- Punk talks about wrestling with a staph infection for months ... and how he threatened to sue the company over royalty payments.He also says he'll never work for WWE again.

Angelina Jolie
Look-alike Can Score $30K For One Good Egg

It's got to be Jennifer Aniston's worst nightmare ... another Angelina Jolie may be walking the face of the earth soon, because someone's in the market for an Angelina egg donor.The UCLA Daily Bruin ran a classified ad Friday seeking an egg donor who looks like Brad Pitt's newly-minted wife. The company that placed the ad -- Beverly Hills Egg Donation -- presumably has a client who wants their kid to be an outlier.The ad is specific ... white, tall, slender, the right cheekbones and forehead. Anyone with the right stuff can make $30K for 2 cycles.Period.

Devon Still's Baby Mama
I'm Not Trying to Ruin His Life But I Need More Money

Devon Still's baby mama says there's NO court order requiring the Cincinnati Bengals player to pay child support for their cancer-stricken daughter Leah ... but says the two had a "voluntary agreement" which Devon stopped paying in July. TMZ Sports spoke with Channing Smythe who says the two had worked out an unofficial financial arrangement ... but it fell apart over the summer when Devon wanted Channing and Leah to move to Cincinnati to be near him. "I don’t feel that it was right for me to move her," Channing says ... "[Delaware] is where all her friends and family are and this is where we have been building our life. He was very upset about that and that’s when he stopped giving me money."Channing says Devon has been paying for some of Leah's clothes, medical bills and other things -- and she's "grateful" for all of the help -- but says she needs more money from Devon due to Leah's medical condition which prevents her from working. Channing says she has started the paperwork to get court ordered child support in Delaware -- but so far, they have not reached an agreement. Channing tells us Devon is a "wonderful father" to Leah and visits her almost weekly -- and takes her to doctor's appointments whenever he can. As for Still, he issued a statement saying, "I am not going to retaliate against the mother of my daughter ... I am going to continue to allow the court system to handle this matter, as it has been doing these past couple of months."

Waka Flocka Flame
OWNED by Little Kid With Mad Mario Kart Skills

Waka Flocka Flame grew up on video games ... but he just met his Mario Kart match -- a 9 year-old boy who LOVES talking crap after beating his ass!Waka hit up an event for Project Cry No More Wednesday in Compton ... and that's where the rapper was challenged.You gotta watch the video -- the 9 year-old is not impressed he's going head-to-head with a famous rapper ... he's way too busy dodging bananas and doling out red shells.Whatever, the Nintendo 64 version still rules all.

'My Five Wives' Dad
Thanksgiving Breaks the Bank

No way to sugarcoat it -- being a polygamist is expensive during the holidays -- but "My Five Wives" patriarch Brady Williams has it more than covered this time around.Brady has 31 mouths to feed this year ... and the grocery list is both impressive and financially depressing. 2 Turkeys 1 Ham 5 lbs of Yams 20 lbs of Mashed Potatoes 2 large bowls of Stuffing 1-2 gallons of Gravy 3 dozen Dinner Rolls 5 large Salads 1 pot of Corn 2 large Veggie Trays 1 large Cheese & Cracker Tray 1 large tray of Cheese-Stuffed Celery 8 cans of Black Olives 4 large cans of Stuffed Green Olives (a family fave) 1 large jar of Cranberry Sauce 4 quarts of Baby Dill Pickles 3-4 gallons of Holiday Beverage That doesn't include dessert ... we're told the Williams clan can choose from 15-20 varieties of pie.At least they'll be saving on electricity ... all electronics are banned on Thanksgiving. No iPods, computers, phones or TVs permitted.So you plop yourself on the sofa and do what?

Jeremy Renner
American Couch Hustle

Jeremy Renner could easily afford to pay someone to move his stuff ... but Wednesday in L.A. the actor showed he's a regular guy by doing some heavy couch lifting.Hawkeye was spotted near his home moving furniture into a moving truck with one of his friends -- more than most celebs in Hollywood would do ... they have people for that.Mission not-so-impossible after all.

Tyga
Taking Over Gold Smoking Biz With Blunt Force

If you love gold -- and you LOVE weed -- then Tyga has just the thing for you ... gold-plated rolling papers.Tyga is a gold connoisseur himself --gold chains, gold relics, his soon-to-be released "Gold Album" -- and his new $5 million venture with Shine Papers will now make him the face of the premium gold smoking biz.We're told the papers are 24K gold, edible, and they leave a sexy golden ash. They ain't cheap ... each pack of 12 goes for $55.Smoke 'em if ya got 'em ... and if you can afford 'em.

Famous Floats
STARS ON PARADE!

Before you watch the same old balloons drift down the streets of New York City for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... take in these over-inflated stars we've strung up for you to gawk at from the comfort of your own home.If this isn't enough there's still the National Dog Show.

Jonathan Bennett
Takes EPIC FALL 'Dancing' Star Goes Boom

Before Jonathan Bennett hit the "Dancing With the Stars" ballroom, he got turnt up with some interpretive dance ... a Bette Midler classic ... and one of the wildest, most painful staircase falls we've ever seen! So much for the wind beneath his wings. 

Creed's Scott Stapp -- I'm Homeless and Penniless ... Shocking New Video

Scott Stapp -- the lead singer of Creed and one of the most successful frontmen in the '90s -- says the government has stolen his money and now he's so desperate, he can't afford rent or even food. Stapp just posted a 15-minute cry for help on his Facebook page, saying the IRS has frozen his accounts and the banks have conspired to rob him of his fortune.The singer says his wife -- who has filed for divorce -- is trying to get him committed, falsely accusing him of doing meth and showing signs of paranoia. Her divorce docs reportedly contain text messages from Stapp which say, among other things, "Florida is not safe. Biological weapons on the way."Stapp sent another text which read, "I wouldn't doubt it if the CIA is behind Alcoholics Anonymous." And he warns, "God created you and now God is ending you."Watch the video ... it's really sad.A rep for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office tells TMZ they did a wellness check at Stapp's home last week and spoke with both Stapp and his wife. All was well.

Tyga & Kylie Jenner
Mission Impossible To Believe They're Not Dating

Tyga and Kylie Jenner had forbidden love written all over them --well, maybe a little overstated -- as they served up meals for the homeless on Thanksgiving Eve.The 25-year-old rapper insists he's not romantically involved with the 17-year-old reality star, but there's plenty of smoke ... you'll recall a week ago when he pitched a fit because the club where he was supposed to perform wouldn't let her in because of her age.So check out the video of Tyga and his blue haired babe at the L.A. Mission. Best part of the video ... Miss California was trying to teach Tyga how to serve up a meal and Kylie came over like a heat-seeking missile to show him who's boss.

Rick Ross
I Might Riot Too If I Were in Ferguson 'Cause Darren Wilson Is Lying

Rick Ross isn't buying Ferguson cop Darren Wilson's version of what went down the night Michael Brown was killed -- and vented his rage, anger, and frustration on TMZ Live Wednesday.Rick told us he NEEDED to vent, and while he doesn't agree with rioting ... in theory ... he admitted he might feel differently if he were on the ground in Ferguson with other protesters.He added ... "If you gonna murder us on sight let us know ... so we can be prepared."As for Wilson's claim he was fighting off an attack from Brown ... Rick questions the number of shots fired, and why Wilson fired fatal shots -- "You coulda shot somebody in the leg."

Macaulay Culkin & R&B Singer -- Tongues Tied

Macaulay Culkin was all tongue-in-cheek Tuesday night ... in the cheek of a middle aged R&B singer.Culkin and his band, The Pizza Underground, were in Billings, MT with R&B singer Har Mar Superstar ... and he was definitely feeling the band's rendition of "Never My Love."Macaulay was game for bumping, grinding, dipping and some pretty intense face sucking.Get these guys a home ... alone.