Kevin Federline
That Penis Pic Is Bogus My Real Dong's Hella Bigger!

Kevin Federline is calling BS on the naked pic supposedly featuring his legendary baby maker -- telling people the shot is faker than his rap career. The shot's been all over the Internet ... apparently showing K-Fed gripping his Sexcalibur like he's preparing for battle. But sources close to Federleezy say he's 100% certain it's a Photoshopped pic ... not only because he has tattoos down by the dragon's den which aren't in the pic -- but he also claims his shlong is way shlonger in real life. K-Fed's penis couldn't be reached for comment.

Bill Cosby
My Good Name's Being Tarnished!

Bill Cosby is outraged by the torrent of sexual assault allegations ... calling them "unsubstantiated accusations."But the guy who fits the Bill is actually Mayor Bill Cosby from Bevier, MO. He tells us he's just sick over the accusations and what it's done to the legendary comedian.Mayor Bill met his namesake at one of Cosby's concerts back in June. Hizzoner has affection for Cosby and is hoping and praying the stories are all rubbish.The Mayor is a man of many skills. When he's not running the 1-square-mile city -- population 718 -- he operates heavy machinery.They have one thing in common ... they both wanna bulldozer.

Kirk Cameron
Never Said He Believes God Hates 'F*gs'

Kirk Cameron was screwed over by some guys who edited a video to make it look like Cameron said "God hates f*gs."The video in question was shot 15-20 years ago. Cameron was talking to a friend about the right wing of the church, saying how revolting it was that some of them would say such a thing.A company called Deeper Understanding grossly misrepresented what Cameron said by editing the clip to make it look like he owned the sentiment. Check out the video below.We spoke with a rep from Deeper Understanding, who acknowledged the editing was deceptive, but the rep believes that's really how Cameron feels so it's a case of no harm, no foul.But now ... Living Waters Publications, the Christian company that filmed the original, tells TMZ they fired off a letter to Deeper Understanding, demanding that the company 86 the video from YouTube and STAT.  The video has been removed from YouTube.

Dina Lohan
Michael May Have Faked His Wedding

Dina Lohan thinks ex-hubby Michael's wedding is fake ... because she says he told her so.Dina was breezing through LAX Tuesday when our photog asked her about Michael Lohan and Kate Major tying the knot. Dina, who seems ... generally confused ... repeatedly says Michael disavowed taking vows.  In the end, Dina is cool with Kate, and bids us farewell with a curious goodbye generally reserved for the freshly dead.

Big Sean
Rolls Out The Motown Gravy Train

Big Sean just backed up his holiday truck and emptied it on Detroit Tuesday morning ... with 1,000 turkeys.Sean surprised students at River Rouge High School by handing out turkeys, corn, green beans and sweet potatoes ... then following it up with a speech to the kids about the importance of giving.It's the second year Sean threw the event, courtesy of his charity, the Sean Anderson Foundation ... and this time he upped the ante by throwing in all the fixins.Giving back can be delicious.

Singer Quino in
"BIG MOUNTAIN" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Quino McWhinney is best known for fronting the rasta reggae band "Big Mountain" -- which gained fame for their Frampton cover of "Baby, I Love Your Way" back in 1994. Guess what he looks like now!

Ariana Grande
Whore Warning Issued By ... Bette Freakin' Midler??

Bette Midler, of all people ... took a big shot at Ariana Grande -- criticizing her for being too raunchy.  Bette -- who flashed a ton of skin back in her day -- must have a kick ass view from her giant glass house!

Omarosa
Hey, Trump ... Lay Off Obama! You Don't Know JACK About Ferguson

Donald Trump ... saying he's talking out of his ass when he blames President Obama for the Ferguson riots -- and Trump has no clue what's really happening there.Omarosa -- a veteran of 3 seasons of "The Apprentice" -- tells TMZ Trump is entitled to his opinion ... but claims he's making up facts when he says Obama's weak leadership is responsible for America's racial divide.Trump tweeted ... Obama has "no control (or respect) over the African-American community" -- and blamed him for blacks doing "so poorly" under his presidency.Omarosa tells us ... she thinks Trump is full of BS, and claims she personally spent time in Ferguson working alongside White House personnel sent by the President to deal with the crisis.She also says Trump is the one who's making things worse because -- "With tensions high in our community we don't need more divisiveness! And the Obama bashing is getting a bit redundant."So much for that 4th go-round on 'Apprentice.'

Khloe Kardashian
On Kim's Ass For Title of Hottest Kardashian Ass

Watch your back, Kim ... Khloe is coming for you. Khloe Kardashian continued her all out assault on her sister's claim to the most colossal culo in Calabasas ... as she was spotted leaving a private gym Tuesday afternoon. The spandex-clad profile is oddly similar to the one Kim showed off just a few months back. The question is ... 

Officer Darren Wilson
I Did Nothing Wrong ... and I'd Do it Again

Officer Darren Wilson says the Missouri Grand Jury did the right thing, he has a clear conscience over the death of Michael Brown, and he'd do it again.Wilson sat down with ABC's George Stephanopoulos Tuesday and gave his version of events -- that Brown reached into Wilson's patrol car and attempted to grab his gun, and Brown then charged Wilson which is when he began shooting.Wilson says he would have done the same thing if Brown was white ... that race had nothing to do with it.Stephanopoulos' interview airs Tuesday on ABC's World News Tonight.

Jordin Sparks Tears Into Jason Derulo -- You Ungrateful SOB

Jordin Sparks puts even Taylor Swift to shame by mercilessly going after ex-BF Jason Derulo, calling him out as a vengeful ingrate.Sparks' SCUD missile takes the form of a mixtape, "#BYEFELICIA," featuring "How Bout Now (Remix)" ... it's a Drake song reworked to rip Derulo. "Member I deleted all my other guys numbers on my phone for you. Member when you broke your neck and I had to wash your back for you. You probably don't remember half the shit that i did for you." And it goes on ... "Once you blew up, head got big and you started changing. Can't believe all the things that you started saying. Like I'm with you for your fame and your name. What?" The couple split back in September after a 3-year romance. After the split Jason trashed Jordin, saying she was pressuring him to marry her. We reached out to Derulo ... so far, no word back.

'Moesha' Star
Denied From the Club No Fame, No Bottle ... No Service!!

Former "Moesha" star Marcus T. Paulk tried to party like it was 1999 -- when he was a big TV star -- but got rejected at a nightclub ... where he found out money talks way more than old acting credits.Paulk was outside DBA in West Hollywood Monday night where he gave us the play-by-play of his attempts to get inside. He waited and waited -- with friends in tow -- but it never happened ... even after he was told he could get in, if he got bottle service.You gotta see it unfold ... seems like Marcus was hoping the bouncer would recognize his celebrity because our camera guy was shooting him. No dice.By the way ... watch for his commentary on Ferguson. Not a good look, bro.

'Pregnant Man'
Charged With Stalking Pink Undies Off the Table

The infamous "pregnant man" Thomas Beatie just got charged with felony stalking ... but he can rest easy ... he won't be joining the pink underwear crowd at Phoenix's Tent City prison.As we first reported, Beatie was busted for allegedly stalking his ex-wife by tracking her with a GPS device.Maricopa County court officials tell us ... Beatie -- a transgender man -- won't do time at Tent City even if he's convicted of a felony because he's a first time offender.As you know Tent City's the place where male inmates are forced to wear pink undies.The reality is ... Beatie will most likely get probation.