Marc Anthony
I'm Not as Rich as She Thinks But I'm Still Really Rich!

Marc Anthony is SCOFFING at his ex-wife for daring to claim he made $60 million over the last 4 years.  Marc says she's way off ... he only made a hair over $40 mil.Marc filed new legal docs in his ongoing custody war with former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, who claims she was forced to live in a crappy San Fernando Valley hovel with their 2 kids while he lives lavishly.But Marc is putting things in perspective, laying out his finances in the docs -- obtained by TMZ.  Marc says over the last 2 years he spends an average of $305K A MONTH.  It all adds up so fast.  Marc says he's spent around $400,000 on domestic help over the last 2 years.  We're guessing that doesn't include shelling out for JLo while she did "Maid in Manhattan."And then there's $220k for auto leases, $1 million for a California home and another $700K for 2 New York residences.Dayanara wants her monthly child support upped from $13K to $113K.  Give a poor guy a break.

'Buckwild'
MTV Show Coming Back ... This Time in Alaska!

Move over, Sarah Palin ... the folks at "Buckwild" are coming back to MTV for season 2 and TMZ has learned they are shooting in the former Alaska governor's backyard.As TMZ first reported, "Buckwild" was cancelled by MTV last year after the death of one of the cast members, Shain Gandee. Producers of the show maintained at the time they were going forward with season two.Now sources tell TMZ the show has been shooting for about a month now in Wasilla, Alaska with a whole new cast. Our sources say the concept is the same as before -- lots of hooking up and fights -- but with some insane new stunts. We're told they've already shot the cast skinny dipping in freezing cold water during an ice fishing trip ... and a crazy snowmobile ride through the mountains, with people being pulled on inner tubes.  Our sources say the stunts being shot now may or may not make the final edit.MTV had no comment.

Xzibit
Throws Chair at Aussie Rapper in EPIC Meltdown

Screwing with Xzibit is not recommended -- 'cause the "Pimp My Ride" star chucked a STEEL CHAIR at another rapper's face ... allegedly over a cab ride!X to the Z was backstage at a concert Wednesday night in Adelaide, Australia when he got into it with a concert promoter/rapper named Mastacraft.According to reports ... Xzibit's ride from the airport wasn't up to his standards -- and after he got to his hotel, he was forced to hail a cab to the show when the promoter went M.I.A.Just watch what the explosion once X got to the show and ran into Mastacraft backstage.The promoter says Xzibit was treated like a king and any claim saying otherwise is BS, but still -- the video is crazy!

Tiger Woods -- PEACEFUL THREESOME ... Ex-Wife Hangs with New GF

It's shocking enough to see Tiger Woods hanging out with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren again ... but even MORE SHOCKING to see them together with Tiger's GF Lindsey Vonn by his side.

Dean McDermott
Good Morning, Ladies ... Have You Heard? My Sex Life Sucks

Information Dean McDermott could have used before this photo was taken: Guys who are trying to save their marriages, after admitting cheating and telling the world their wives suck in bed ... should NOT be seen chatting up women in public. Hours after Dean and Tori Spelling aired their dirty bedroom laundry on their reality show ... Dean hit up an L.A. coffee shop -- solo -- and shared a few laughs with a couple of ladies.Sure, it could be totally innocent, but Dean's gonna have a hard time getting the benefit of the doubt after his couples therapy confession that he cheated ... BECAUSE sex with Tori "wasn't fantastic."Home brewed coffee can be good too.

Romeo Blasts Mom -- Get Your Life Together ... If You Want Millions from Master P

Romeo has some divorce advice for his mom -- if you want $67 million ... you need to earn it, and it starts with being a good mother.Romeo opened up last night about his mom and dad ... Sonya Miller and Master P's split -- and her legal demand for a chunk of his empire ... telling us, "Honestly, I love my mom to death, but I mean -- we gotta just work out some things. She gotta be a better parent, y'know."It sounds like he's referring to Master P's allegations that Sonya is smoking marijuana around their children ... which she's denied.What's interesting is Sonya's been living WITH Romeo, but watch the clip -- he's backing dad in this divorce.

Carmen Electra -- Double Dipping Tongues ... With Dave Navarro

Carmen Electra stuck her tongue in a warm, familiar place last night ... Dave Navarro's mouth -- and the exes weren't shy about it.They were walking into a hard rock award show in downtown L.A. when they took a moist selfie, which Dave tweeted, saying ... "May get lucky with one tonight."Carmen and Dave divorced in 2007 after 3 and a half years of marriage ... and a reality show.Who says you can't go back?Based on how Carmen looks in this video -- we definitely get it, Dave.

Gretchen Bonaduce
Dude Threatens to 'John Lennon' Her ... Allegedly

Gretchen Bonaduce claims the guy she was dating threatened to kill her in the most ominous way ... by sending her texts telling her, "Enjoy that lunch, you never know, may be your last," and "remember John Lennon."Gretchen -- who was famously married to Danny Bonaduce and starred in a reality show about their lives -- was having lunch with former "Top Model" Adrianne Curry earlier this month when she got a slew of texts ... she claims from then-boyfriend Kevin Kautzky.Aside from the "lunch" and "Lennon" texts, he allegedly got even more direct and wrote, "When somebody decided to push your mother out of the window, she probably didn't realize that her prior meal would be her last."Gretchen rushed to get a restraining order against Kevin ... ordering him to stay 100 yards clear of her and not to communicate.

Kenya Moore
Bitch Fight With Porsha Hard to Watch

Kenya Moore told our photog ... the epic "Real Housewives of Atlanta" brawl between Porsha Williams and herself was "disgusting" to watch on TV.Kenya was tight-lipped on Porsha's glamorous mug shot -- taken after she was criminally charged with battery, but she did say she'd love to see her nemesis replaced with someone less violent.It's also interesting how she responds to the $64K question ... whether she'll return to the show next season.Bitch fights ... they're just awesome.

Bethenny Frankel
It's Expensive to Divorce Bethenny ... For Bethenny

Bethenny Frankel's divorce has dragged on so freakin' long that now she has to fork over $100k just to cover her soon-to-be-ex husband's legal fees -- even though they've yet to agree on terms for a divorce settlement.According to court docs ... Frankel has to immediately hand over what amounts to an advance payment to Jason Hoppy's attorney. The docs stipulate the $100,000 will be subtracted from whatever financial settlement Jason ends up getting from Bethenny ... presuming they ever hammer out a deal.Frankel filed divorce docs in Jan. 2013 ... and they've been battling over money and custody issues ever since. Frankel sold the Skinnygirl brand for about $100 mil, so technically 100K is a drop in the bucket -- but since it's going to her ex's lawyer ... we doubt there's a smiley face on the check. 

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Master P's Wife
He Owns 31 Properties, 13 Cars, & 45 Companies ... I WANT MY SHARE

Master P's estranged wife wants a $67 million parting gift from her marriage -- claiming she deserves a HUGE chunk of the rapper's empire ... which includes a small city worth of properties, a fleet of expensive cars, and more.Sonya Miller just filed legal docs in the couple's bitter divorce, estimating the total value of community assets from the marriage at $178,743,300 -- including 31 properties, 13 cars, 45 companies, and other stuff. She wants nearly 40% of everything.According to the docs, the real estate properties are spread across Cali, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, and Georgia -- she wants eight of them. She also wants one of their three large chandeliers (valued around $300,000 a pop).Sonya estimates the value of Master P's businesses -- including No Limit Records -- at $136,101,000 ... and wants $54 million of that. She also wants $10 million of Master P's "Make 'Em Say Ughh!" energy drink company. Other stuff -- Sonya wants her $28,000 wedding dress ... and ONE of Master P's 13 cars (the Escalade). Master P also owns a black Rolls, a green Bentley, a Porsche, a Jag, another Escalade, and several other ridiculous vehicles.All told, Sonya is demanding $67,647,800 -- leaving Master P with a measly $111,095,500.UGHH!!

Lil Boosie
Lean Has 'F***ed Up' Rap Culture I'm Glad It's Going Away

Lean is a great-tasting way to DIE ... this according to former addict Lil Boosie, who tells TMZ he SUPPORTS pulling codeine cough syrup from the market ... because it will save lives.  Boosie tells TMZ he nearly died 3 or 4 times from drinking lean and says it's "f***ed up a lot of rappers and the culture of hip hop."  He says users don't realize something that tastes like Kool-Aid can be so addictive.Boosie was reacting to the story we broke ... that Actavis is ceasing production of its high-end cough syrup because it's being widely abused to make lean, also known as sizzurp.The rapper -- who tells us he's clean now -- spent 5 years behind bars on drug charges, including time for trying to smuggle codeine syrup into prison.He adds, "Once you on, it's hard to get off ... it's damn near impossible."Boosie and Nancy Reagan. Who knew?