Kris Jenner
Files for Divorce It's a DONE DEAL

Kris Jenner has filed for divorce, and TMZ has learned it's already a done deal.Kris filed pro per -- meaning NO LAWYER. Our sources say this was all orchestrated. Bruce Jenner's response is about to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse.She cites the standard "irreconcilable differences" as grounds for the divorce.Everything has been worked out with their business managers ... our sources say. There was NO PRENUP and they have already agreed to a property split.Neither party will get spousal support. As for Kylie -- who is 17 -- they have joint custody.Bruce, Kris and their managers worked out the deal over the last few months.They separated June 1, 2013. That's significant because once they're separated they don't continue to share earnings -- in other words, what's hers stays hers after separation.We're told the divorce is "totally amicable."

Miley Cyrus
Burglars Will Do Time For Maserati Theft

The Bonnie-and-Clyde burglars who broke into Miley Cyrus' house and stole her Maserati and jewelry ... will both serve years behind bars ... TMZ has learned.Tylor Scott and Naomi Charles both copped pleas Monday ... guilty on 1 count of felony residential burglary. Scott also pled guilty to felony grand theft.Scott will spend the next five years in state prison. Charles got off a lot easier ... 1 year in county jail. The judge hammered Scott because he has a prior record and he had a gun during the burglary.TMZ broke the story ... Scott and Charles broke into Miley's house in June while she was out of town ... and made off with jewelry, purses, clothes ... and her Maserati. They were arrested a few days later after cops ID'd them from surveillance video.

Young Jeezy Chugs $20,000 Bottle of Moët … Then Takes It Home

Young Jeezy shelled out $20K for ONE bottle of liquor ... but at least he got a sweet souvenir out of the deal while partying in Atlanta this weekend. The rapper hit up Compound Nightclub to celebrate his new album and dropped a boatload of cash on champagne. We're told he ordered 100 bottles of Moët Nectar Impérial Rosé (club price: $350 each) and a massive Moët & Chandon Nectar Impérial Rosé Leopard Luxury Edition 6-Litre Methuselah Bottle (club price: $20,000). You gotta see the pics ... YJ was generous, passing around the giant bottle to share the booze with friends -- but when the night was over it was hands off! Jeezy took it home with him. That's one helluva vase.

Ravens Owner:
Ray Rice Is Behind ESPN Hit Piece

Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti says Ray Rice and Ray's team are the main sources behind the ESPN article that claimed Bisciotti spearheaded a cover-up.While addressing the media, Bisciotti says he strongly believes the sources for the ESPN "Outside the Lines" article were Ray's attorney, Ray's agent and Ray's friends -- who gave the info to ESPN in an effort to get Ray reinstated into the NFL. Bisciotti says the allegations in the ESPN article are false -- but says he believes Ray's people would push the false stories out because the best way to build a case for reinstatement is to "make everybody else look like they're lying."

Kenan Thompson Leaving 'Saturday Night Live' After This Season

"Saturday Night Live" is about to lose its most seasoned performer ... Kenan Thompson will be leaving the show after this season ... TMZ has learned.Sources connected to SNL tell us ... Thompson -- the most tenured African-American cast member in the show's history -- planned to leave last season, but decided to stay after head honcho Lorne Michaels asked him to stay on ... citing the show's massive turnover this season. We're told Kenan has no hard feelings and is leaving on great terms. Our sources say he's in talks for a new show and plans on moving to L.A. (with his wife and brand new baby) when the season ends.We'll miss you, DeAndre Cole. UPDATE:  SNL says our story is "inaccurate as the season hasn't even started and cast decisions aren't made until the end of the season."  But as we reported ... this is not an SNL decision -- it's Kenan's decision, and we know he's already made it.

'Texas Car Wars'
Workers Blow Gasket We Were Treated Like Slaves

Body shop workers are blowing the doors off the reality show "Texas Car Wars" ... accusing producers of treating them like slave laborers.The show was a competition between body shops to find junkers to refurbish. It aired for a season on Discovery Channel.Some body shop workers are now suing ... claiming deception. They say they never actually worked for the body shops ... the show's producers hired them  ... but refused to pay even the $7.25 minimum wage.The workers want back pay plus penalties.

Sugar Bear -- I Didn't Cheat on Mama June!

Sugar Bear is standing up for himself in the break up with Mama June ... insisting he has not been online dating and has NOT cheated.As TMZ first reported, Mama June kicked Sugar Bear to the curb after finding out he has a profile on the dating site This weekend in Georgia ... Suge was asked about his online dating adventures and stood up for himself. He's tight-lipped on details, but adamant he's not a cheater. He also says he's "not allowed" to talk. Question is ... who's trying to muzzle him -- producers or June?

Howard Stern Pays Tribute to Eric the Actor ... He 'Loved Life'

Howard Stern gave a touching send off to beloved wack packer Eric the Actor ... and for the first time, gave his honest feelings about the show regular.Howard opened his show Monday with the news of Eric's death ... and for the next hour Lynch's famous friends called into the show to offer their condolences.The show also played some of his most famous moments -- including his famous refusal to be attached to balloons and flown in the air.As we previously reported ... Eric was rushed to a hospital this weekend after he started experiencing pain in his chest -- and his manager says his organs gave out after he was admitted.R.I.P.

Celeb Hackers -- MALE Stars Panicking ... We Don't Want Our Junk Leaking Next!

The next celebrity hacking victim could well be a guy ... so fear a number of young, male Hollywood celebs  -- and some are going to great lengths to keep their junk private.TMZ spoke with multiple male celebs -- mostly actors -- who tell us it's all they're talking about ... and they're scared.As we previously reported ... a bunch of celebs were hacked over the weekend -- including Kim Kardashian, Gabrielle Union, Amber Heard, Rihanna and Vanessa Hudgens. No dudes.We're told the male celebs have contacted friends, former lovers and coworkers ... warning them they may be phishing targets ... the guys think most of the hacking involves people connected to the celebs but not the celebs themselves.The guys we've spoke with all say ... they're now changing their passwords weekly ... and some now have phones that are not connected to the cloud.One male celeb who was hacked last year says he now has all his emails on a private server ... and he's alerted if anyone attempts to read them.They all think it's just a matter of time.

Alaskan Reporter Drops F-Bomb On Air & Quits ... Over Marijuana Vote

Jerry Maguire's got nothing on the Anchorage reporter who quit her job by dropping an F-bomb on the air ... all to take a stand on Alaska's upcoming marijuana vote.Charlo Greene revealed she was the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club during last night's newscast ... right after she had reported about the club. She said she would be devoting all her time to fighting for the legalization of marijuana in Alaska, and then kissed off her reporting gig with ..."F*** it, I quit."The best part -- the shocked female anchor trying to recover after Charlo quit. Honestly ... kinda sounded like she was high.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping 'Scenario' ... Here We Go, Yo!

Leonardo DiCaprio is definitely not Bo -- because he CAN rap, and he put his skills on full display with a little help from Jamie Foxx. DiCaprio -- still hiding his face -- was at 1Oak in West Hollywood last Thursday for club owner Richie Akiva’s birthday party ... when he got on the mic to do the classic Tribe Called Quest song "Scenario."Little known fact -- all males between 35 and 45 know all the lyrics to this song. It sounds like Leo might have temporarily forgotten a few lines, but still ... pretty awesome.  Now here's Busta Rhymes with the ...

Gov. Rick Perry -- My Anti-Abortion Law Could Have Saved Joan Rivers' Life

Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks Joan Rivers might still be alive if his controversial anti-abortion law was in effect in New York. The law requires clinics to meet hospital-level operating standards. It became law last year, but a judge recently put it on ice.Perry was speaking at an event Sunday and randomly brought up Rivers … wondering if she would still be alive if Yorkville Endoscopy were subject to the tighter regulations. We're pretty sure ... Joan would not approve.